my little mood barometer
my oinker
my furry purry elastic band
my every password
"i didn't get to know you all that well. i was too busy mauling the blind dogs shuffling by that you provided me with, for my amusement. and they were very funny jumping on the furniture, well actually, into it.
But you should know, i could see her soul and it always went gooyie when she looked at me. she looked at me our last winter and said "this is the last winter we are going to have which each other isn't it?" and then spent the next year coming up to me when ever i was sleeping to feel me going "are you still alive, whew?" so she knew, she just wanted to cherish the time."
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| me not dead |
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| i just look good at looking like i was going to stay like that forever. |
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| any time |
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| anywhere |
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| get away |
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| some privacy please |
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| cold |
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| the day i died |
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| yip. those feet could really knock me out. |
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| the day i died. but i am still the most beautiful cat in the world |
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| so they call me garfield. so what. |
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| yea yea yea. im adorable |
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| my replacement likes this spot too. |
and then she brought home a bat
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| get a load of those ears. shouts ALIENS HAVE LANDED |
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| so what she can climb in trees. i just made the whole garden look beautiful sitting in it. |
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| seriously. what is that? |
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| those ears. |
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| ok. so its cute. |
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| no. its a meerkat |
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| do those eyelids work? |
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| eat the bloody thing already. those geckos irritate the shit out of her |
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| no. its a mouse |